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June 29, 2007

But all I need it to do is to make calls.

Today, Apples new Iphone is released. For those of you that are not familiar, it’s a phone, MP3 player, TV, babysitter, butt wiper, and will make a nice chicken cordon blue for dinner, but this just goes to show what myself, and I know many other people need with the modern cell phone. All we need to do is to take and receive calls, nothing else. With my current Job, I’m the position that I carry 2 phones. One of my phones is personal, and I bought it about a year ago. It’s a basic Nextel phone, that does a damn good job of being a phone. I do have some games I can play, and wireless web access which, to be honest, on this phone is useless. My work Cell phone has a fricking camera one it. I’m always taking a picture of the inside of my pocket. When I RTFM, I didn’t see anywhere that I could disable the camera. So I can be walking along, and suddenly “click”. Frankly I don’t need a camera in my phone. I never really wanted a camera in my phone. That is what….say it all together…Camera’s are for. To take pictures. Not your cell phone. When I look at phones now days, I see phones that have MP3 players and can take pictures, and you can also manage your Wall Street account, watch the game on a TV, check to see if you need to take Fido to the vet, and if you are male, give you your yearly prostate exam. All I want is a phone that does a good job of being a phone. When my Nextel dies (which it’s going to, in time) I’m afraid that my next phone, the phone part is going to be an after thought. I will have this nice wonderfully device that can do 100 millions things, but it will be pretty crappy at its main purpose. Taking and receiving calls.

June 20, 2007

My Theroy is true

For those of you who know me, I have this theory that cars with Manual (or stick) transmission are less like to get stolen because most car thieves only know how to drive automatics.. It looks like it's true.


Carjackers Can't Swipe Stick Shift

Now, I'm not saying that a car with a manual is not going to get stolen. After all, I'm sure that some car thieves know how to drive stick, but this proves that I have some merit.

I got the link from fark.com


June 13, 2007

What American accent do you have?

While looking at one of internet sites that I vist more often (digg.com) I came accross the following quiz. It's a 15 questions that will ask you. What American accent do you have?.


What American accent do you have?

Here are my results.


What American accent do you have? (Best version so far)

Midland

("Midland" is not necessarily the same thing as "Midwest") The default, lowest-common-denominator American accent that newscasters try to imitate. Since it's a neutral accent, just because you have a Midland accent doesn't mean you're from the Midland.

Personality Test Results

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June 11, 2007

The Price of Gas.

Daily we have to endure it. No one can escape it. It affects our cars; it affects where we sleep and how we eat. It affects what we do on a free time and when we do it. It affects pretty much anything we can do. What is it? It's the price of Gas.. We all have been there. You are going on that first date, or going to dinner with your boss. You get in the car and drive away. After you have been driving for a while and when you are looking at your gauges. You realize that problem. You feel that nervous twinge in your guts. You know it's not going to go away. There is nothing you can do. You see a service station, you debate, but decide it's best not to stop "Why couldn't I do this before I picked up my date (or boss)”you wonder. What Am I going to do? I don’t want to look like an idiot, but I need to do something. That's right. You have to fart!!! You debate your options. You can lean over to one side, and try the “one cheek sneak” But you are driving, and decide that it’s not safe. How about quick honk of your car horn? “But”, you say to yourself, “What if it’s one of those long farts?” You can turn up your radio, but you like your hearing, and are pretty sure your passenger does. Even if you can cover the sound, you then have 2nd issue. That’s right, the smell. Chances are, the $2 dollar pine tree air freshener isn’t going to cover the bowl of ham and bean soup you had for dinner last night. Not to mention the hot wings you had for lunch. You realize that this one is going melt the plastic figure on your dash. The twinge is now a pain. You have to decide is farting better, or getting the promotion and the company car. or You finally get that date with the girl/guy in account that you have been after, and now you have to decide if burnt nostril hairs are going to ruing you chances for a 2nd date. This is your decision, but..

This is the price you pay, for having gas.

June 07, 2007

Free float night at Sonic!!

Hey..it's free float night at Sonic Drive-in..so go to Sonic and get yourself that float..

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The downside..I'm stuck at work,and the nearest Sonic is 75 miles away.

:(

Any we spent $30k on a van?!

As you know, we just got a newish van with Wheelchair access. Well, looking through the internet today I linked to the following store from fark.com. Someone got their wheelchair caught in the front of a semi, and got pushed for 4 miles. The good news is, he didn't get hurt..so it's safe to laugh and be amazed. If this was a possibility, we could just hitch onto semi's for rides, and save us a bundle ;). I personaly like Fark's headline on this.
Man breaks wheelchair land speed record at 50 mph. Unfortunately, he was attached to the front of a semi truck at the time


Man In Wheelchair Takes "Quite A Ride"

update

..I another story at detnews.com

And finaly

A link to a site that has the 911 calls from the incident